the-chandelier-swing:

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shavingryansprivates:

jontronshat:

shavingryansprivates:

KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this

what

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korratic:

"airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing"

ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

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heliolisk:

I will never be happy because I crave attention from people but I also want to be locked up in my room with unlimited food and a comfy bed for the rest of eternity

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tyelr:

spermbanker:

it feels like there is something very heavy sitting on my chest. like a thirty pound bowling ball. or a small, thirty pound child. maybe about thirty pounds of butter. something very heavy thirty pounds

it ur tiddie brets

those fuk dam tiddy brest !

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relahvant:

relahvant:

that feeling you get when you’re happy

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oh… yeah that one haha

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