zaynsangthefuckingfalsettobye:

haave-you-met-ted:

do you think it goes through prince harry’s mind every single night that if he killed 4 people he could be king

i genuinely thought this was a post about harry styles killing his bandmates

(Source: reflektors, via fivegum)

63,436 notes

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via trust)

596,470 notes

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

(via dutchster)

139,216 notes

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

image

(via beyoncevevo)

73,356 notes

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

(via dggeoff)

57,462 notes

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via dggeoff)

90,098 notes