vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via australiansanta)

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bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

(via beyoncevevo)

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liamschesthair:

1 month until valentine’s day which means 1 month and 1 day until i buy 75% clearance chocolate for myself at target

(Source: jortsfan, via gnarly)

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  • cashier: do you want the receipt?
  • me: yas bitch tell me everything
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jeszing:

I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you

(Source: feinseld, via sorry)

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liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

(via sorry)

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