dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

image

and slap

image

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

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251,057 notes

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

(via 0utbox)

133,501 notes

kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

(via 0utbox)

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spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via hi)

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via 0utbox)

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joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

(via 0utbox)

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via condommodel)

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